TOP TEN WAYS OF TALKING ABOUT YOUR ART IN THE APOCALYPSE

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10. In this apocalyptic climate, art is still relevant
9. In this apocalyptic climate, MY art is still relevant
8. Perhaps all art can be described as “apocalyptic”
7. If you don’t come to my opening, the apocalypse wins
6. Ever since I was a postgraduate I have been fascinated by the apocalypse. What starts out as mildly-apocalyptic soon becomes a total apocalypse, leaving only a sense that something apocalyptic has happened
5. Not all artists are apocalyptically-minded, and they shouldn’t be
4. Not all artists are apocalyptically-minded, but they should be
3. My work explores the relationship between me and the apocalypse. With influences as diverse as the apocalypse and me, new synergies are distilled.
2. In the aftermath of the apocalypse, the role of the artist is not to ignore the apocalypse
1. Well it might be the apocalypse but I’m still taking myself very seriously